The gas ran out in the cinema tonight...

From 7pm onwards I had to let people down by saying, "there is no Coke sorry but you can get water".

How shit is that?

9/10.

Oh fuck that.

People were nearly crying.

One time a woman cried because she had to pay 2 euro for car parking. Like, I mean proper shaking and shouting crying.

I had some woman like that before because she couldn't find a seat in my restaurant for her blind mother. She was hysterical. I felt really bad until my boss said she started crying about some other little thing in another place.

One time a guy asked my friend what time is the movie at on Saturday? And my mate was like, eh, which one? And he goes, oh you're showing more than one are you!?

Actually surprised that a massive building had more than 1 film.

I'd probably lose my mind over the Coke thing but people deserve to be shot in all those other situations.

Did you let people bring in bottles of coke?

Yeah.

Iano should sing this thread title in that new song instead of the line he normally does.

H(*YDAHD(U)(U&#&#&)*#)(*)@(*)(*!)!*)(!!*U*U#)(#!

Robbie would have to stop playing just so he could mosh.

Haha, I called it that on purpose.

UPDATE: Gas is back on. Enjoying a Coke right now.