Debt Collectors...

are after me for a hospital bill I didn't even get and now the hospital won't answer the phone.

What a load of my balls.

Shit just got real.

Are they trying to get a lot out of you?

Nah, just the bill. Apparently it'll fuck up future stuff for me like loans and shit like this bad letter will be flagged on me.

Fuck it.

Oh downer. Can you fight it?

They rang me and I paid it and I told the hospital to take my name off that companies register and to send me a fucking bill next time.

Fair play. I hope it works out.